even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection. The Alphabet of Manliness has ratings and reviews. Seizure Romero said: I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. I opened randoml. The funniest/manliness piece of literature mankind has ever read. Perhaps it will be looked back on as the manliest book of all time. To quote the author, Maddox .

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This provoked many people to get down on their hands and knees in front of him, often kissing his hand. And you may want to battle a gorilla, but that’s none of my business.

This book should be on every man’s coffee table.

Being the resourceful God that he is, he decided to put all this dust to good use and manlinesss create man from it. Jul 25, Martin added it. Other times, either Maddox is missing his mark or deliberately attempting to offend. Feminists who read it might develop random ticks.

What every red-blooded man does when he gets some free time: Maddox should have bit off Hamburger malniness, going with his more original voice would have been much funnier and better. But not only that, it isn’t Maddox ‘s strength, and the imitation comes off as flat and uninspired.

I put my brain cells in park to enjoy this one.

The Alphabet of Manliness

Be the first to ask a question about The Alphabet of Manliness. Maddox is working overtime to push negative masculine stereotypes to their limits and for me it was hilarious. This book is mnliness it says it is from A is for Ass Kiciking to Z is for Zombie, this book is the alphabet of manliness.


Unsourced material may be challenged and removed. So I saw that he wrote a book and I went out and got it for my friend Brad’s b-day.

The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox

Lists with This Book. As I sit here eating a steak with beer, have a Jon Wayne movie on in the background, my girlfriend doing the dishes, and am reading this book, I cannot help but feel that I cannot get any manlier. This book is crap.

It is obviously marketed towards men, but I believe that women who can take a joke can also find the book entertaining. Trivia About The Alphabet of M No trivia or quizzes yet. I might not be good for his reputation, but I would guess that writing some of this probably made him flinch at times. I just picked this up in a used bookshop during lunch. On a side note, I was worried for a moment that someone might read this and actually agree with it, but really I don’t think those people do a whole lot of reading so I don’t think there’s anything to worry about.

F is for Farts but this is hardly a serious bit of literature and does not pretend to be. His rants are informed by his own opinions which he then injects wit Like most internet-inspired works, such as “Shit My Dad Says” or any of the Cheezburger network’s many lolcat volumes, “The Alphabet of Manliness” is less manifesto of masculinity and more hardbound tasteless joke.


Hilarious while at the same time being completely ridiculous.

Jan 11, Jim Greene rated it it was ok Recommends it for: A book that shouldn’t be taken seriously by no means. The book is awful. Pages to import images to Wikidata Articles needing additional references from November All articles needing additional references.

This page was last edited on 18 Juneat Without me, none of this would have been possible. This is not to say that it is poorly written, or that the entries are nothing more than dick and fart jokes except for “F”: All the violence and self aggrandizing misogyny is appropriately tongue in cheek, and sufficiently well executed. Manliess a dumb book with a few funny moments and illustrations. Nov 06, Carrie rated it it was amazing Recommends it for: Goodreads helps you masdox track of books you want to read.

Not even ‘N is for Norris, Chuck’ could rescue this bad boy.

We all know how sarcastic Maddox is The page long book is dedicated to Maddox himself: For my review of this book, I want you to think of the sound a rocket or firework in a movie makes when it’s lit but just putters about for a moment and then falls into a puddle. Maddox is a personality. Where’s the social commentary?