Mommy-to-be and Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is at it again. Today her third(!) book, Gorilla Beach, hits shelves. Simultaneously. In fact, gorillas are just what Snooki calls big tanned dudes on steroids, so Gorilla Beach is just a beach with buff guidos on it. And this is just a. “Gorilla Beach” by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. Gallery Books pages, $ As I was climbing onto the elliptical machine at the gym with this book.

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This is vintage Lucas in action.

Gorilla Beach by Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi

Notify me of follow-up comments by email. It’s a light read; probably a good one for the beach. She appeared on WWE on two separate occasions, which earned her a prestigious Slammy in accepted via satellite.

Notify me of new posts by email. Overall it was an OK read. Nicole “Snooki” Forilla Publisher: It was a cute book, easy read. View all 4 comments. Everything about this spray-tanned 0dyssey screams George Lucas: I also learned that this lexicon was basically the only thing that she contributed to this book, as she openly admitted to using an anonymous co-author.


Snooki’s new novel ‘Gorilla Beach’: I read it so you don’t have to!

Oct 09, Maureen rated it liked it Shelves: These books appeal to the hidden Guidette in me. But when becah girls unknowingly cross an overprotective mafiosa mama, all bets are off. Jan 01, Leslie Matey rated it really liked it. Jan 24, Kayla rated it did not like it.

Gorilla Beach Author s: Quotes from Gorilla Beach. But this book has you flipping pages before you’ve even finished because you have to know what happens next. Oct 15, Neeroc rated it it was ok. To view it, click here.

Learn how your comment data is processed. She did it again! But enough about Fredo. Go get this book right now. Gorilla Beach by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. And gorilpa is just a book about two guidettes on a mission to bang them.

Gorilla Beach | Book by Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi | Official Publisher Page | Simon & Schuster

It explains everything — the poor diction, the lack of imagination, shit-flinging comedy, the confusion over different human backgrounds — this book was ghost written by Koko the Gorilla of the The San Francisco Zoo. Any reader has to go in with the proper expectations and an open mind. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. It took me about a week to read.


Jan 01, Michelle Bookaholic Banter rated it liked it. But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by haters and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer.

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May 24, Ashley rated it liked it. Jul 27, Elizabeth rated it liked it. Girilla are really funny with outrageous stories that would only happen in Snooki’s mind. If you don’t take it too seriously, and you’re a fan of JS, you’ll enjoy it.

Gorilla Beach

And then it hit me — DJ Koko. But when the casino suspects cheating, the trio is hounded by besch and tricksters determined to sabotage their endless summer. The Gia character also has a superpower clairvoyance that she has to learn to use responsibly. If definitely connects right back to the first book but the new adventures are just way too far-fetched, even for Snooki.